The Hive
How you hire weirdOS. You get a fixed block of Pat, half a day to six weeks, to design and build one thing start to finish. One person, no handoffs, no deck about the deck.
What a block is
You bring the thing that is stuck: a signup that leaks, a checkout nobody finishes, a landing page that reads like a template, a brand mark that never got finished. You get it designed and built in real code, in your stack or on your site, in the time you bought. Not a mockup you still have to get built. The thing.
Twenty five years across product, ecommerce and brand, the last six on the paid side of a SaaS product used by millions of creators. Figma and Claude Code every day. You can read what people say about working with me on LinkedIn.
Sizes
Half day, $600. One screen, one flow, one mark. You describe it at nine, it is in your hands by lunch.
Full day, $1,100. A landing page, a checkout, an onboarding pass, a small brand system. Designed, built, shipped.
Three days, $3,000. A product surface end to end, or a site. Research on day one, build on day two, polish and ship on day three.
Sprint, two to six weeks, quoted. A new product, a redesign, a design system for a team. We scope it on a call and you get one number.
How it works
- Tell me what is stuck, below or on a call.
- I say which block it is and you get one number. Half up front, half when it ships.
- You get the work in your repo, your site, or a folder with everything in it. You own all of it.
- One round of changes is in the price. More than that, we talk.
Start here
Send what is stuck, a link to it, and when you need it by. I answer within a day.
Or book thirty minutes: cal.com/patsmith/30min.
The fine print, short
Fixed price, half up front by Zelle or card, the rest when it ships. One round of changes included. You own the files and the code the day they are delivered. If I can not do it in the block, I say so before you pay, not after. No retainers, no hourly, no surprise invoices.